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  3. glenmoresparks:

    Please admire this rabbit who made a plan, then carried it out with calm determination.

    (via c-teardrops)

     
     

  4. socks on Christmas

    1. 8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
    2. me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
     

  5. cxndaquil:

    kissmylime:

    elation-success:

    mydogsnokes:

    i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

    this is the realist shit on this website

    I am 26 and feeling this for way too long now

    Its the depression

    (via bubblywubblydubbly)

     
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  8. (via coastaux)

     

    1. *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
    2. *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
    3. *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
    4. *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
    5. *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
    6. *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
     

  9. dailyjackiechan:

    cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

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  12. ocea:

    Just a friendly reminder that you are absolutely beautiful. 

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  13. thugilly:

    Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

    (via bubblywubblydubbly)

     

  14. yungtraplvrd:

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    ghostrightsactivist:

    cakeandrevolution:

    I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

    to catch a redditor

    better yet, the mom reads the guy’s texts to him so he can feel as uncomfortable hearing them as the women had felt receiving them

    SOMEONE START THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY

    (via bubblywubblydubbly)